We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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