is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
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guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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