im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
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Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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