the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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