how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
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He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
I think I just sharted jello shots
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