so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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