Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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