Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
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Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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