Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
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I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
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YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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