Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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