Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
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it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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