So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
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How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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