Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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