We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
Randomize
