OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
The sky will open, cue choir of angels: "oh! wow! Matt was right! Not only will I grow out my bush, but I'm going to date straight, available men!"
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
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I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
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I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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