One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
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Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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