the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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