he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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