I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.