I feel great
I just peed on a car
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
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