I bet he comes in French.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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