i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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