I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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