wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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Walk of Shame today included voting.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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