I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
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one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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