Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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