what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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