My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
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im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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