Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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