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Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
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It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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