are you still at the devil's house?
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I DEMAND FORESKIN
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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