We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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