okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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