I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
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He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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