love makes seman taste better
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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