I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
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I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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