And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
nutella sex= disaster
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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