every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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