You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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