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how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
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I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
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Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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