so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
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I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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