Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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