Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
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That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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