I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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