Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i dont even know how to be here
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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