she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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