I just saw a hot homeless man
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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