I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
