The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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