How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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