is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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