woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
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I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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