im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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