is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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