You can't motorboat a personality
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
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Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost