i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.