Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
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She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS